Bet Me, Mr. Billionaire by Anne Marsh
Author:Anne Marsh
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Anne Marsh
Published: 2022-05-16T00:00:00+00:00
Harlowâs house-picking skills were rather⦠well, Max wasnât quite sure what they were. Unorthodox? Bizarre? Entirely and ridiculously random? Todayâs house monster was a life-sized replica of a California mission. It would have made an interesting Airbnb: he had just enough imagination to realize some people enjoyed reenacting their favorite historical fantasies and that there were evenâalmost certainlyâa handful of people who liked to pretend they were a Spanish Franciscan or soldier.
It wasnât that Max didnât appreciate historyâhistory, after all, was a record of trial runs and that was important dataâbut heâd never been particularly interested in old buildings. They were poorly lit, energy inefficient, and far too often located in less-than-ideal locations. Relocating to California had simply been the next logical step in a well-thought-out plan. Heâd had an opportunity, two years earlier than he had anticipated, to work at the University of California, and so heâd seized the chance. He had access to a state-of-the-art lab, intelligent colleagues, a truly impressive set of databases and telescopes. Christ, their telescopes were amazing. Heâd lusted after them since he was fifteen.
Two weeks ago, heâd been planning to move into the new home heâd been building. And then heâd got a hysterical phone call from his onsite manager and everything had changed. The house was gone and heâd acquired a right-hand gal who couldnât or wouldnât do basic math, who sang at the top of her lungs, and who seemed to be constitutionally incapable of following directions. He shuddered to think of the damage she could cause turned loose in a lab, butâ
Well.
He mightâcompletely inexplicably and with zero rationaleâbe enjoying himself and since he hadnât allowed for entertainment in his project plan, it had to stop.
Right now, for example, did nothing whatsoever to further either his relocation plans or his fuel efficiency project. Sheâd made that rather sexy little moaning sound, heâd explained (mostly to bait her) why the neighborsâ tennis habits made this an unacceptable housing choice, and now she was clicking back-and-forth, back-and-forth in her ridiculous heels, waving her hands as she babbled some very uncompelling reasons why he should overlook the tennis and actually acquire this monstrosity of a house.
He moved closer just in case she tipped over the edge. Really, her shoes were completely impractical, worse than the ones sheâd worn last time. There was an entire miniature New York City skyline trapped in the heels that was not at all to scale and included some major misrepresentations of the star constellations visible from that part of the world. If she fell off the roof, todayâs shoes would fall off her feet and offer zero protection. In fact, he wasnât sure she wasnât in danger of stepping right out of them given the speed of her stride.
He calculated the possibilities for a second, then gave up and chased after her. Keeping her safe was only practical. If she injured herself, heâd have to start over with a new butler, not to mention sheâd probably argue that he should be a gentleman and let her out of their bet.
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